Funny story: This morning, I was all set to make a plain coconut electrolyte drink — something simple to hydrate and start my day gently. I envisioned the refreshing taste of the coconut water washing over me, revitalizing my senses as I prepared for the day ahead. But of course, the master of chaos had other plans. Just as I reached for the coconut water, Loki’s vibrant presence nudged my ADHD brain straight into creative mode, like a burst of energy igniting a dormant spark. Suddenly, ingredients were flying, matcha was scooped, and this energizing, brain-boosting potion was born out of a beautiful whirlwind of inspiration.

The vivid green of the matcha blended perfectly with the nutty undertones of the coconut, creating a drink that was not just hydrating but also visually stunning. It’s the kind of accidental brilliance only a trickster could inspire — and I’m not mad about it.

In fact, it felt exhilarating to embrace the unexpected, as this vibrant concoction danced on my palate with each sip. This is what it is like to master his energy and work with him [Loki] — it’s a reminder that sometimes the most delightful experiences come when you least expect them. Sometimes you NEVER know what he is going to bring you or how it will manifest, transforming an ordinary morning into an extraordinary adventure in the kitchen.

A wild, nourishing boost for body, brain, and mischief-makers everywhere.

Ingredients:

• 2 scoops Matcha powder (Jade Leaf or Everyday Dose preferred)
• 1 scoop Proper Metabolism Boost
• ½ cup coconut water [ Vita Coco Pressed Coconut Water]
• ½ cup oat milk
• 2 tablespoons coconut vanilla yogurt
• ½ cup ice
• Optional: extra ice, cinnamon, or a pinch of cayenne for added spark

Instructions:

1. Combine matcha, Prosper, coconut water, oat milk, yogurt, and ice in a blender or large cup.
2. Froth or blend until creamy, cool, and vividly green.
3. Pour over more ice or add your extras for that little chaotic flourish Loki would love.

Why It Fuels Chaos and Honors Loki:

• Coconut water + oat milk = a hydrating and grounding blend, perfect for maintaining balance while walking Loki’s unpredictable path.
• Matcha is the trickster’s favorite kind of energy: slow-releasing, vibrant, and deceptively smooth — a calm surface with a storm underneath.
• Prosper Metabolism Boost brings the heat — energizing your system, kicking your motivation into high gear, and making sure you’re never too still for long.
• Coconut vanilla yogurt adds a playful sweetness and rich texture — much like Loki’s layered personality: indulgent, comforting, but never dull.

This drink is a daily nod to chaos in balance — fueling your brain and body while leaving space for the unexpected. The frothing and blending process itself is a small ritual: the merging of elements, transformation through movement — honoring the shapeshifter’s dance between forms.

Optional Devotional Practice:
As you blend, whisper a short chant or affirmation to Loki:

“Loki Laufeyson, bring the fire,
Fuel my path, raise me higher.
Chaos, wit, and trickster grace —
I walk with you in sacred space.”

Enjoy as a morning boost, midday pick-me-up, or pre-ritual elixir when you need to embody a bit of sacred mischief and magic. This concoction is not just a beverage; it’s a symbiotic blend of flavors and energies that invigorate your spirit and awaken your senses.

Whether you savor it alone or share it with others, it carries an essence that sparks creativity and spontaneity. Let me know if you try it, or if you choose to create it as an offering to Loki himself, the ever-elusive trickster god known for his cunning and charm. I personally shared a glass with him today, as his presence is strong for me at this moment. The connection felt powerful and dynamic, filled with an enchanting energy that inspires wonder and joy.

In fact, I would have never made this delightful mixture without a little bit of his chaotic hand to guide me. As I combined the ingredients, I could almost sense his mischievous grin nudging me towards additional spices and flavors that turned this drink into something extraordinary. The result? A blend that is refreshing yet rich, packed with all the right elements to awaken the senses and keep the heart light.

BUT, I am glad I did so! It is delicious! Each sip is an invitation to celebrate the whimsy of life, a gentle reminder to embrace the unpredictable and to seek the magic in everyday experiences. So go ahead, indulge, and let the experience transport you to realms of fun and enchantment!

Much love and many blessings,

Mrs. B